We are a guild dedicated to providing a fun yet competitive and structured raid experience in a relaxed, friendly environment. Most of our members are older working professionals—teachers, programmers, advanced-level students—in their early 20s and 30s. We allow younger members, but only if they are mature and respectful.
Guild culture is extremely important to us. We wish to maintain a respectful environment for players from all different backgrounds. Because we want to be a community for all players, we do not allow sexist, racist, or homophobic chat in vent or in guild. That said, our sense of humor can be adult (PG-13 to R) and sexual in nature. Please be mindful that the guild is not necessarily suited for young children.
We look forward to providing raiders of Lightbringer an awesome raiding experience!
There are many many many reasons to join Functional! Mythic raiding! Entertaining Conversation! Well Stocked Guild Bank! Forums No One* Reads! An only slightly insane Guild Master!
While those are all very sensible reasons to join Functional; I am now going to share with you a selection of even better reasons that will totally sway you to our cause.
Exciting militaristic campaign activity!
[Interrupting this announcement to give a huge THANK YOU to our #mountmafia led by Kilhara and Isthi without whom we would not be able to execute these very important campaigns.]
Enemies flee in terror before us!
We are always sometimes adorable!
We did Adventure Mode before it was cool!
Truly, our strategems are undeniably elegant.
We are super tolerant of gnomes. We only sacrifice like one gnome per month, which is a very competitive statistic.
Now remember, all of these screenshots are from one person (Me. They're mine!). Imagine all the amazing moments that happen in Functional when I am asleep or playing with cats or posting on Reddit! So Many Things! Obviously Functional is a non-stop party central hub of fantastical stuff that happens all the time. And we want YOU!
This has been a Public Service Announcement from the Functional Recruitment Team. No small animals were harmed in the making of this Public Service Announcement. This announcement was sponsored by 8 ounces of Starbucks Lightly Sweetened Iced Coffee and MSPaint.
* Approximately 9 members read our forums. You could be number 10!